I ordered a DVD 'The fattest man in Briton' in August - £6.95, I waited & waited & waited & waited then checked on my account & low & behold my order had been mysteriously cancelled ( not by me!!!!!!!). The new price was £49.95!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  eh!!!!!!  is it now classed as a collectors item?????. Shame on you for not honouring my order - you certainly wont be receiving anymore orders from me P***.com!!!!!!!!!  

My son recently had an accident on the East Lancs Road. Some kind person brought him to my house & me & his dad decided to go & get the things from his car abandoned in the farmers field . Snow & sleet battered down, there was no where to park as you couldnt stop on the road so we pulled into a little entrance to the farmers field but there was another car there so we went 'off road' so to speak.

We trudged through snow stumbling on rocks I walking knee deep in puddles until we came upon the car. We got the stuff  and trudged back like  a couple of eskimo's. Loaded the car, got in .....then whooosh whoosh we were well & truly stuck in the mud...ahhhh.

We trudged back to the ever further car & got pieces of the broken fence, trudged back, soaking now & put the wood under the wheels, The wheels on the car went round & round, round & round, round & round. We were sprayed with sh**t, freezing & MAD. Then lo & behold we slid out & were on our way.

Oh waht a Christmas adventure we had......cant wait till the next one!!!!!!

Someone told me Barbara had passed away, true?? Used to come out am & walk all the way home or sit on the pavement at Taxi rank with a hot dog from the fella who had the nasty little cart, tasted good though.

Remember going to Pemps for crazy dancing after a night on the town. Your feet sticking to the carpet (if you can call it that), drinking warm colt 45 from a can. Brilliant night!!!!!