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Mad dogs and Englishmen
24th August 2008
China Stories,
                                    Mad dogs and Englishmen
I paid you 200rmb only last week to repair it. You fix it properly this time for free, OK! ‘But the weather is to hot, all air conditioners keep breaking down in this heat’, he said, He had a point there, It’s been 36c for the last three weeks and now it’s forecast for getting warmer. The repair man fixed the aircon and left grumbling about not being paid.
 
It’s been a while since I last updated my blog. I’ve been very busy these last couple of months, well, I’m busy all the time really, and this heat doesn’t help either. So with my aircon fixed in my apartment and feeling a bit more comfortable it has inspired me to get down to the key board and give you another story. Whether you want it or not!!…..At this time of the year I’m usually wishing for winter to come so we can have some cooler weather and in winter I’m wishing for summer to come…….well I think we all do that.
 
So while we are on the subject of winter, I thought I would tell you about an experience I had last winter.
Jiangsu province were I live is pretty flat country, so winters are usually very mild with temperatures dropping not much below freezing and then only for short periods.
 
In February I had to go visit a supplier in Zhejiang province, which is about two hundred miles away. Zhejiang province is a mixture of lowlands and mountains.
My supplier is based in the mountain area. So when they knew I was coming they suggest I also go visit Yellow mountain which is a very scenic spot, especially in winter.
Okay! Said I, I’ll be visiting the factory on Friday then I have the weekend off so why not!
 
The plan was, early Friday morning our company driver would take me to the supplier, (about a four hour drive) then after the meeting the suppliers company driver would take me to yellow mountain (about two hours), there I would stay one night, then the following day I would get on a bus to Hanshan, stay one night and then Sunday I would catch a short flight back to Wuxi. Sound pretty good. But this is China and nothing usually goes exactly to plan.
 
Well the factory visit went well, business done!. We set of for Yellow Mountain. The company informed me that they had booked me into a good Hotel about half way up the mountain (sounds great).
When we arrived at Yellow mountain, the driver told me that the roads were a bit dangerous because of a new fall of snow the previous night. But his boss gave him strict instructions to get me to the hotel.
Just imagine a steep twisting and narrow mountain road with lots of very tight hairpin bends then covered in ice and snow, (I still shudder when I think about that road).
We finally arrived at the hotel (looked OK from the outside) the drive handed me my bag and said he had to get back quickly because they were expecting more snow so he left me there at the front of the Hotel. As I entered the Hotel lobby I noticed that all the staff was wearing overcoats, (not a good sign I thought maybe the Hotel is cold.). When I was chequeing in, I asked if there was aircon in my room. They said the aircon was switched off because there weren’t enough guests in the hotel to justify switching it on.
I said how many guests in the Hotel now, they said not many, I said how many. They said just me. I said get me a taxi! I’ll stay in the village at the bottom of the mountain.
No taxis come up the mountain at night, to dangerous they said. OK! I’ll walk down, after all it didn’t seem to take that long coming up in the car and I did remember seeing a sign for a Great Western hotel just before we arrived at the ice Hotel. Can’t be more than five hundred meters! So I started walking back down the mountain (well more like sliding really). What I thought was about five hundred meters turned out to be about two kilometers, just as I was thinking I had imagined the sign, there it was about one hundred meters ahead. Great!. Warm room, western food, like an oasis in the desert!.
 
The sign said “Great Western hotel group will open a hotel here in 2009”. Then it started snowing.
 
No! I can’t just sit here in the snow feeling sorry for myself, got to keep going!
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I walked about another kilometer, and then I heard a car coming down the mountain, Great I thought here’s my ride.
I waived but he wasn’t stopping, I just throw myself in front of the car, better going quick then slowly freezing to death. He came to a sliding stop inches from me.
He spoke in a dialect that I’ve never heard before; I couldn’t understand a word he was saying. But the gist of it was. “Only mad dogs and English men go out in the midnight snow” I ‘m sure somebody said that before!.
Well! He turned out to be a great guy; he gave me a ride down to the village and found me a good Hotel.
The next day I took a taxi up the mountain to the cable car and from there to the top of the mountain. I posted some photos hope you like them.
 
The rest of the trip was un eventful really. Well I think that was enough excitement for
 one trip.
 
 
Thought for the day:
Be thankful with what you’ve got, the alternative could be a lot worse...
   
 
 
    

Posted at 02:40   3 comments




National Health Service (Chinese style)
31st May 2008

Wow! Great response from my first blog. Many thanks for all your comments.

It was a little over four years ago, just before Chinese new year which is around the end of January. Winters here are not as cold as the UK. The temperature was hovering around 0~5c . Lately I was feeling the cold more than usual, The previous week I couldn't seem to get my feet warm or my fingers. But it was chinese new year eve and thats the time that all expats got to the pub and celabrate (well any excuse really will do).

Around about midnight I was feeling really rough, no energy hot and cold sweats (maybe I drunk to much). Well I left early and went home and straight to bed. The following morning I got up early as usual, made my usual cup of coffee sat down on the sofa and drank my coffee,  I stood up to turn on the TV.

I just came round as they were wheeling me into the hospital, there were lots of strange faces looking down at me, I said whats going on, one of the strange faces said Heart attack, I said who, another strange face said you , me!!  yes you!  Ho! well what else can you say.

Within 20 minutes I had Xrays, scans of every description and now I couldn't count how many wires were attached to my body. After another five minutes this doctor came to me and said, you've got a coronary thrombosis. Great thats all I need. Then he went on to say, you need an operation and you need to have it now. 

Well! don't get me wrong, I have every confidence in all doctors.  But this is a small city and you don't know how advanced they are in China with modern medicine. So I said, I think I should go to Shanghai for another opinion. Now the doctors in China are not as tactfull as UK doctors. He said, you'll be dead before you get to Shanghai.  I said, OK! Go ahead.

He said you'll have to pay up front. I said no problem I have health insurance. No good he said, only cash works!! you have to pay for everything before we start. I said how much? He said aprox 10,000rmb (800 pounds) Yes! I know cheap!. I need to make a phone call. I got one of my chinese colleagues to bring the money. When he arrived he said he gave them 12000rmb. just to be on the safe side . yeah! good Idea, I said I don't want to run out of money while on the operating table.

So! the doctor explained to me, the procedure for this operation is that they go into an artery near your groin with this hollow wire thing and push it up through the artery till they get to your heart and the blocked artery and then they blow up this balloon thing to clear the blockage. sounds simple enough! if they were doing it to someone else!!

So they got me prepared which simply means they completely cover you with these green sheets apart from an area of about a square foot near your groin !!. Then this young nurse came in with this razor, soap and water. Now, Maybe it was the fear of the operation that made me not think straight, I said, why do I need my face shaved when the operate from down there. She said. I'm not shaving your face, I'm shaving down there. to  which I said ok! but wipe that grin of your face.

After she finished they wheeled me into the operating theathre. I was lying there on the operating table. No one else in the room. I closed my eyes and started to seriously think about what was going to happen. Then I heard a slight winding sound. when I opened my eyes, this guy with a huge TV camera was panning up and down my body. He was doing this for a few minutes and then left.

When the doctor came back I said who was that guy, he said Wuxi TV news. I said I don't want to be on TV. He said but this is big news for the hospital. Your the first foreigner to have this operation in this hospital and it is new years day, very lucky for the hospital. OK! I said but I don't want them to show my face or say my name. Ok! he said. No problem. anyway they'll only put it on TV if the operation is successful. I hope he was joking?.

Well the operation was successfull and I was on TV. and they didn't show my face. But still I had a couple of phone call from girls saying that they recognised me on TV.................. and they hoped to see me when I fully recoverd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thought for the Day :  Enjoy the moment .......you never know how long it will last.

 

 

 

 

 

Posted at 15:24   5 comments




My China life
23rd May 2008
I don't usualy write blogs on the internet, but my cousin Julie (wiganlass 147) asked me to take a look at wiganworld website.  I have to admit I was pretty impressed with this website, well designed, easy to navigate and easy to upload photos etc. I think the website owners have done an excellent job. 

When I said I don't usualy write blogs, It's not because I don't want to, when it comes to websites and blogs I'm pretty dumb, and I don't understand half of this computer jargon. But this website, as I said is very easy to navigate so this has inspired me to write my story. Maybe somebody in Wigan could  be a little interested in an ex Wigan lad living in China. 

As you can see from my profile, I've been living in China for eight years. I don't get back to the UK as much as I'd like, about once a year if I'm lucky. 

So after eight years I would like to share with you some of my stories and experiences, Some very funny and some very sad. But I won't pull the punches, you'll get it as it is. 

It's a very sad time in China at present with the recent earthquake, I'm sure you've all heard about it, so many people dead and injured and an estimate 5 million without homes. Now the disaster has also been compounded by the many severe aftershocks.

Luckily for me I live in Jiangsu province, the earthquake was most serious in Sichuan province. So I wasn't in any danger but we felt some slight tremors.

What makes this disaster even worse is that so many schoolchildren lost their lives. The quake happened in the afternoon when most children were at school and most of the schools were destroyed.

In times of disaters like these there are also the hero's that emerge, like the story about a schoolteacher who tried to protect four small children with his body. The teacher died but the children although injured survived.

There are many stories of heroism like this which makes me wonder how I would perform in a similar situation........ or maybe we are all potentialy accidental Hero's...........

 

I uploaded some photos of my recent trip to Cambodia in April...........I'll upload some more when I get chance, my job keeps me very busy..............but more about that next time..

.........Remember life is like a theatre. The better you perform in this one............May garrantee you a better seat in the next one .

 

Posted at 04:20   13 comments